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Xtreme

So many ways to get active. How do I choose? 

posted 35 days ago4 

Try them all!

At once?

No. Wait, is that possible?

I'll get back to you.

Xtreme
4-18-13

My buddy the Shark! I think we're going to go surfing together!

posted 35 days ago3 

Well, he doesn't look too dangerous. 

Aw, he's a cutie.

A cutie with very sharp, plastic teeth. 

Xtreme

What is the best fin to write with?

posted 47 days ago3 

Um, the one you normally use?

Neither - it's best to write with a pen!

HA!

Xtreme

I'm getting some serious hang time guys! 

posted 54 days ago2 

Nice, big air!

You've really got some moves! 

Xtreme

Pirates or volcanoes? I want to paint something tropical. 

posted 61 days ago3 

Volcanoes occur all around the world.

ARG! Pirates be my preference.

I vote for palm trees. Those are nice. 

Xtreme
3-4-13

I want to train to be a secret agent. 

posted 78 days ago2 

Good start, XTREME!

You put the "great" in the great outdoors.

Xtreme

Robots are constantly getting in my way.

posted 78 days ago3 

Show 'em who's boss!

But also, watch out!!!

I'm always careful around robots. 

Xtreme
2-18-13

I'm setting goals and earning badges! 

posted 78 days ago3 

It's good to make goals.

And better to achieve them!

Soon, soon.

Xtreme

What's your favorite music?

posted 78 days ago5 

Dance music

Classical - when I really need inspiration. 

Hard rock!

I like smooth jazz.

Country gets me going!

Xtreme
2-4-13

Here's how it all started! 

posted 78 days ago2 

Glad to see you didn't skip the fundamentals.

The first step is the biggest.

Xtreme

I wish it were 100 degrees colder. That would be a real Arctic adventure.

posted 97 days ago4 

BURRRRRRRRR!

I can't imagine such frigid conditions!

But imagine the challenges and discoveries.

All in the name of science!

Xtreme

Why can't a bicycle stand up?

posted 97 days ago2 

Why can't it?

Because it's two tired. 

Xtreme

What will you pick?

posted 97 days ago3 

I'd really like to try skateboarding.

It's all style. You'd be great.

Snowboarding all the way, man.

Xtreme

Snow's finally here, but I still prefer to Sockboard.

posted 97 days ago2 

It's always a good time for Sockboarding.

Later dudes, I'm going to grab my board.

Xtreme

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert?

posted 137 days ago2 

What?

Lost!

Xtreme

Listen up. It's time to pick Team XTREME's new HQ!

posted 154 days ago3 

Three cool options.

The tree house!

Check them all out, and make your pick.

Xtreme

Now, my computer is just as over-the-top as I am. I have a 42-inch huge monitor.

posted 154 days ago4 

Big emails.

How do you even look at it?

It doesn't fit Under the Bed.

I peer at it, way down at the end of the hallway.

Xtreme

Rise and shine. It's jetpack time!

posted 154 days ago2 

A little jetpack morning fun?

You know it. It's the best way to start the day.

Xtreme

Today I'm typing for sport. Up to 200 words a minute.

posted 191 days ago4 

So, this post didn't take you very long.

About two seconds.

Zoom.

That IS fast.

Xtreme

Boo.

posted 196 days ago2 

Ahhhhhhhhh.

I love Halloween.

Xtreme
10-23-12

Here's a picture of me in space

posted 210 days ago4 

Your suit is missing an essential element.

What?

Pants.

Oh, yeah.

Xtreme

Having a little fun with Catapult Chaos today.

posted 218 days ago2 

You knocking 'em down?

With laser accuracy. 

Xtreme

Why wait for snow when you can Sockboard 

 

posted 225 days ago2 

It's always a good time for Sockboarding.

Later dudes, I'm going to grab my board.

Xtreme
10-1-12

Found an old picture of SWIMMINGTON. He used to have a moustache! 

posted 232 days ago4 

I hardly recognize him.

Yeah, he looks smart.

Very funny, brother.

I need to borrow that picture.

Xtreme
9-24-12

GILBERT, remember when we made up that scary story?

posted 240 days ago4 

Yeah…

How the crackers were, oh I don't know, SQUARE!!!

AHHHHHHH!

Gotcha again.

Xtreme

It's National Sarcasm Month!

posted 247 days ago2 

Oh that's sooooo interesting.

Ah I see what you did there.

Xtreme

Let's talk dragons...

posted 254 days ago4 

Humph. Mythical lizards…

Lizards with fire.

Lizards with attitude.

Let's talk ANYTHING but dragons…

Xtreme
9-4-12

Forget about skydiving. I want to go sky snorkeling.

posted 260 days ago3 

Hmm, how would that work?

Not sure yet. That's the fun.

You have an odd idea of fun, brother.

Xtreme

What did the cat say on the first windy day of the fall?

posted 268 days ago2 

What did he say?

Purrrrrrrrr, it's cold.

Xtreme
8-20-12

I definitely cleaned up.

posted 277 days ago2 

You, clean up? That's a first.

When there's something to be won, I'm all in.

Xtreme

Lightning strikes about 6000 times per minute on Earth. The power of nature is awesome! [source http://funny2.com/facts.htm]

posted 282 days ago3 

Where there's lightning, there's thunder.

Now you're scaring me.

It's OK GILBERT, the Earth is roomy enough for all that lightning.

Xtreme
8-6-12

GILBERT, you were really glowing haha!

posted 288 days ago2 

Yeah, not my best move.

We look kind of similar when you have a tan.

Xtreme

I want to hang out with falcons.

posted 299 days ago4 

That'd be cool.

Falcons are beautiful.

And proud creatures. Quite amazing, really.

I just like the name falcon.

Xtreme

There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

posted 154 days ago5 

Wow.

More than I would expect.

They help the ball fly WAY better.

Aerodynamics.

Yeah, what he said.

Xtreme
7-16-12

Look SWIMMINGTON. I'm your biggest fan!

posted 154 days ago4 

I have many an admirer, brother.

Yeah, but do they have badges?

I suppose not.

See, number one fan!

Xtreme

Woooooo! That was a close one. Almost made it to the moon.

posted 154 days ago4 

Where did you go?

To a cool green world. I didn't see any aliens though.

I think you reached what's called "The Backyard."

Whatever it's called, it was wild.

Xtreme

How do you get a skunk to stop smelling?

posted 154 days ago3 

How?

Plug its nose.

Ah, ok. I see what you did there.

Xtreme
6-25-12

Check it out guys, I'm Untouchable!

posted 154 days ago3 

Three levels without wiping out. Nice.

It took longer than I expected, but I'm finally at that level.

Way to go!

Xtreme

Antarctica is the only continent without reptiles or snakes. Bummer.

 

posted 154 days ago5 

I guess they don't like the cold.

Why is that a bummer?

I've always dreamed of snowboarding with a snake.

Really?

Well, ever since I thought of it five seconds ago.

Xtreme
6-11-12

How did I miss this badge?

posted 154 days ago2 

You were probably going too fast to notice.

Possibly.

Xtreme

Dude where's my stuntboard?

posted 154 days ago6 

Where did you last see it?

I remember a shark. And water. Then it gets foggy…

That doesn't sound good.

Wait, found it!

Is there a shark attached to it?

Nope, too bad.

Xtreme

Trying to make up a new sport...

posted 154 days ago6 

Ski-gliding.

Skateswimming.

Cross country chess.

Roller-tubing.

Basebasketfoot…ball.

I like the way you guys think.

Xtreme

The speed of sound is 768 miles per hour. Awesome.

posted 154 days ago3 

That's fast.

Wow. I hope it wears a helmet.

I hope it takes me along for the ride.

Xtreme
5-14-12

I miss that car.

posted 154 days ago2 

It looks like you loved it to pieces.

Guess you could say that.

Xtreme

First stunt dude on the moon?

XTREME_week 2_May7

posted 154 days ago4 

Hehe, you could probably do it.

Just a little extra power and I'm there.

Can I come?

Sure. Pack a toothbrush.

Xtreme

About 70.8% of the Earth is covered by water. I say "surf's up!"

posted 154 days ago3 

That's a lot of waves.

And a lot of wipeouts.

Hehe. That, too.

Xtreme

I would call the first test flight...uh...successful.

posted 154 days ago2 

I sure would hate to see what an unsuccessful one looked like.

I give the launch a 10 and the landing a 2.

Xtreme
4-16-12

Look what I found...

posted 154 days ago6 

Oh yeah! Where was it!?

Buried behind some helmets and stunt car parts.

It has been way too long. Let's do this!

Way ahead of you, bro. Double power spin happening in 3..2..1...

Looks like fun. Can I join?

Of course! Just following the sound of the "boings!"

Xtreme
4-9-12

I'm designing a rocket skateboard. Should be ready by 2025.

posted 154 days ago5 

Coolest. Thing. Ever.

And who might I ask is going to build that?

That's BROOKE's job.

Um, sure. I can do that.

Awesome! Now I just have to keep myself busy for the next 13 years.

Xtreme

I wrote a pretty poem. Would anyone like to hear it?

posted 154 days ago3 

Umm...seriously? Ok, I guess...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. GILBERT did not remember. That it's April Fools!!!! Gotcha!!!

A poem... How did I fall for that?

Xtreme
3-26-12

Hey, look! It's a SWIMMINGTON plant. I wonder how much it's grown...

posted 154 days ago4 

Hope it's getting plenty of water.

And sunlight.

And...plant food. What do SWIMMINGTON plants eat anyway?

Hmm, a SWIMMINGTON plant. I like the sound of that.

Xtreme

Wait for it...

posted 154 days ago7 

Ok...

Wait for it...

Still waiting...

Wait for it...

???

I'm tired of waiting. Let's go play!!!

Sounds like a plan.

Xtreme

Thinking up some new stuntboarding tricks. Wonder if I can balance the board on my head.

posted 154 days ago2 

That sounds like a bad idea.

Yeah, I'll never get enough air that way.

Xtreme

Working on a new impression. An eagle! Here goes-kwaaah! kwaaah!

posted 154 days ago6 

Um. "Sounds" perfect.

So realistic. I had to duck while reading it. Hehe.

That impression was for the birds.

Get it? For the birds?

Anyone?

Why do I even bother...

Xtreme

If I didn't live here, I think I would move to the outback. Boomerangs, kangaroos-Australia was totally cool.

posted 154 days ago4 

I'm impressed. You're thinking quite worldly.

This place wouldn't be the same without you.

Yeah, who would be here to eat my dust on the race track.

Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere, and the only dust that's getting eaten is from yours truly.

Xtreme
2-20-12

I want to see if I can get 100 likes. So here is a picture of my brother covered in paint. Like away.

posted 154 days ago4 

Liked!

Me too!

I can't resist.

What's not to like? A colorful photo of a colorful character.

Xtreme

Skydive juggling-possible or impossible?

posted 154 days ago5 

Do you know how to juggle?

Nope.

Have you ever been skydiving?

Not really.

Totally possible.

Xtreme

Some people like to stack stuff up. I like to knock it down. I just can't help myself.

posted 154 days ago3 

That's why we make a good team.

You stack it. I'll smash it.

LOL.

Xtreme
1-30-12

This bunny has been XTREME-ified.

posted 154 days ago1 

Cool!

Xtreme

Snowball fight. Who's in?

posted 154 days ago5 

The Funky Skunks.

Down 'n' Dixie.

Count me in, too.

Now all we need is some snow.

Oh yeah…

Xtreme
1-17-12

I'm rocktastic! But you all knew that already.

posted 154 days ago3 

We suspected.

He used to be fumbletastic.

Awesomerockitudeness.

Xtreme
1-9-12

Awesomeness.

posted 154 days ago5 

Best. Party. Ever.

I can still hear those noisemakers in my head.

Ugh. Me too…

…says the guy who was the last to go to bed.

I enjoy a good celebration.

Xtreme

I think I'm just going to turn on some soft music, read a little and maybe take a bubble bath. Then, a long nap.

posted 154 days ago4 

Ummm, who is this?

Seriously?

What?

Sounds delightful to me.

Xtreme

Woke up this morning and still had my helmet on.

posted 154 days ago2 

You can never be too safe.

Totally.

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Oh, I so want this.

posted 154 days ago2 

Oh boy…

It matches your eyes.

Xtreme

YAAAHHHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

posted 154 days ago5 

YIIIPPPEEEEEEE!!!!

WOOOOOHHOOOO!!!!!

LALALALALALALALA!!!!!!

AYAYAYAYAYAYEEE!!!!!!

Such silliness.

Xtreme
posted 154 days ago5 

Nice shades.

Thanks.

Whoa. You really got up there!

"Far up there" is my favorite place.

We know.

Xtreme

Making modifications to my launching device. Definitely need more power!

posted 154 days ago3 

Have you ever needed less power?

Dude, that doesn't make sense.

LOL!

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