
Try them all!
At once?
No. Wait, is that possible?
I'll get back to you.

Well, he doesn't look too dangerous.
Aw, he's a cutie.
A cutie with very sharp, plastic teeth.

What is the best fin to write with?
Um, the one you normally use?
Neither - it's best to write with a pen!
HA!

Pirates or volcanoes? I want to paint something tropical.
Volcanoes occur all around the world.
ARG! Pirates be my preference.
I vote for palm trees. Those are nice.

Good start, XTREME!
You put the "great" in the great outdoors.

Show 'em who's boss!
But also, watch out!!!
I'm always careful around robots.

It's good to make goals.
And better to achieve them!
Soon, soon.

What's your favorite music?
Dance music
Classical - when I really need inspiration.
Hard rock!
I like smooth jazz.
Country gets me going!

Glad to see you didn't skip the fundamentals.
The first step is the biggest.

I wish it were 100 degrees colder. That would be a real Arctic adventure.
BURRRRRRRRR!
I can't imagine such frigid conditions!
But imagine the challenges and discoveries.
All in the name of science!

I'd really like to try skateboarding.
It's all style. You'd be great.
Snowboarding all the way, man.

It's always a good time for Sockboarding.
Later dudes, I'm going to grab my board.

Three cool options.
The tree house!
Check them all out, and make your pick.

Now, my computer is just as over-the-top as I am. I have a 42-inch huge monitor.
Big emails.
How do you even look at it?
It doesn't fit Under the Bed.
I peer at it, way down at the end of the hallway.

A little jetpack morning fun?
You know it. It's the best way to start the day.

Today I'm typing for sport. Up to 200 words a minute.
So, this post didn't take you very long.
About two seconds.
Zoom.
That IS fast.

Your suit is missing an essential element.
What?
Pants.
Oh, yeah.

It's always a good time for Sockboarding.
Later dudes, I'm going to grab my board.

I hardly recognize him.
Yeah, he looks smart.
Very funny, brother.
I need to borrow that picture.

Yeah…
How the crackers were, oh I don't know, SQUARE!!!
AHHHHHHH!
Gotcha again.

Let's talk dragons...
Humph. Mythical lizards…
Lizards with fire.
Lizards with attitude.
Let's talk ANYTHING but dragons…

Hmm, how would that work?
Not sure yet. That's the fun.
You have an odd idea of fun, brother.

What did the cat say on the first windy day of the fall?
What did he say?
Purrrrrrrrr, it's cold.

You, clean up? That's a first.
When there's something to be won, I'm all in.

Lightning strikes about 6000 times per minute on Earth. The power of nature is awesome! [source http://funny2.com/facts.htm]
Where there's lightning, there's thunder.
Now you're scaring me.
It's OK GILBERT, the Earth is roomy enough for all that lightning.

Yeah, not my best move.
We look kind of similar when you have a tan.

I want to hang out with falcons.
That'd be cool.
Falcons are beautiful.
And proud creatures. Quite amazing, really.
I just like the name falcon.

Wow.
More than I would expect.
They help the ball fly WAY better.
Aerodynamics.
Yeah, what he said.

I have many an admirer, brother.
Yeah, but do they have badges?
I suppose not.
See, number one fan!

Where did you go?
To a cool green world. I didn't see any aliens though.
I think you reached what's called "The Backyard."
Whatever it's called, it was wild.

How do you get a skunk to stop smelling?
How?
Plug its nose.
Ah, ok. I see what you did there.

Three levels without wiping out. Nice.
It took longer than I expected, but I'm finally at that level.
Way to go!

I guess they don't like the cold.
Why is that a bummer?
I've always dreamed of snowboarding with a snake.
Really?
Well, ever since I thought of it five seconds ago.

Dude where's my stuntboard?
Where did you last see it?
I remember a shark. And water. Then it gets foggy…
That doesn't sound good.
Wait, found it!
Is there a shark attached to it?
Nope, too bad.

Trying to make up a new sport...
Ski-gliding.
Skateswimming.
Cross country chess.
Roller-tubing.
Basebasketfoot…ball.
I like the way you guys think.

The speed of sound is 768 miles per hour. Awesome.
That's fast.
Wow. I hope it wears a helmet.
I hope it takes me along for the ride.

Hehe, you could probably do it.
Just a little extra power and I'm there.
Can I come?
Sure. Pack a toothbrush.

That's a lot of waves.
And a lot of wipeouts.
Hehe. That, too.

I would call the first test flight...uh...successful.
I sure would hate to see what an unsuccessful one looked like.
I give the launch a 10 and the landing a 2.

Oh yeah! Where was it!?
Buried behind some helmets and stunt car parts.
It has been way too long. Let's do this!
Way ahead of you, bro. Double power spin happening in 3..2..1...
Looks like fun. Can I join?
Of course! Just following the sound of the "boings!"

Coolest. Thing. Ever.
And who might I ask is going to build that?
That's BROOKE's job.
Um, sure. I can do that.
Awesome! Now I just have to keep myself busy for the next 13 years.

I wrote a pretty poem. Would anyone like to hear it?
Umm...seriously? Ok, I guess...
Roses are red. Violets are blue. GILBERT did not remember. That it's April Fools!!!! Gotcha!!!
A poem... How did I fall for that?

Hope it's getting plenty of water.
And sunlight.
And...plant food. What do SWIMMINGTON plants eat anyway?
Hmm, a SWIMMINGTON plant. I like the sound of that.

Wait for it...
Ok...
Wait for it...
Still waiting...
Wait for it...
???
I'm tired of waiting. Let's go play!!!
Sounds like a plan.

Thinking up some new stuntboarding tricks. Wonder if I can balance the board on my head.
That sounds like a bad idea.
Yeah, I'll never get enough air that way.

Working on a new impression. An eagle! Here goes-kwaaah! kwaaah!
Um. "Sounds" perfect.
So realistic. I had to duck while reading it. Hehe.
That impression was for the birds.
Get it? For the birds?
Anyone?
Why do I even bother...

I'm impressed. You're thinking quite worldly.
This place wouldn't be the same without you.
Yeah, who would be here to eat my dust on the race track.
Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere, and the only dust that's getting eaten is from yours truly.


I want to see if I can get 100 likes. So here is a picture of my brother covered in paint. Like away.
Liked!
Me too!
I can't resist.
What's not to like? A colorful photo of a colorful character.

Skydive juggling-possible or impossible?
Do you know how to juggle?
Nope.
Have you ever been skydiving?
Not really.
Totally possible.

Some people like to stack stuff up. I like to knock it down. I just can't help myself.
That's why we make a good team.
You stack it. I'll smash it.
LOL.

Snowball fight. Who's in?
The Funky Skunks.
Down 'n' Dixie.
Count me in, too.
Now all we need is some snow.
Oh yeah…

We suspected.
He used to be fumbletastic.
Awesomerockitudeness.

Best. Party. Ever.
I can still hear those noisemakers in my head.
Ugh. Me too…
…says the guy who was the last to go to bed.
I enjoy a good celebration.

I think I'm just going to turn on some soft music, read a little and maybe take a bubble bath. Then, a long nap.
Ummm, who is this?
Seriously?
What?
Sounds delightful to me.

YAAAHHHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
YIIIPPPEEEEEEE!!!!
WOOOOOHHOOOO!!!!!
LALALALALALALALA!!!!!!
AYAYAYAYAYAYEEE!!!!!!
Such silliness.

Nice shades.
Thanks.
Whoa. You really got up there!
"Far up there" is my favorite place.
We know.

Making modifications to my launching device. Definitely need more power!
Have you ever needed less power?
Dude, that doesn't make sense.
LOL!
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